ASTAG, ASTAG2:EB, TTASTAG, and ASTAGU are a trilogy of shitty text adventure games made in python, the maps are detailed enough to be guides, which also shows how simple these games are.
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All ASTAG stuff can be found here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1tif5m13fleZ7VM_okrseaGW-iVeMJlhj
In Colab you can check every variable value using the variables tab at the bottom left, useful for achievements in ASTAGU.
A Shitty Text Adventure Game Unified is as it says in the name, all 3 ASTAG games, merged into a single 3300 line abomination with hefty changes to all 3.
Benefits of Playing ASTAGU over the individual games:
Seamless Transition, you can keep items between games in inventory and game 1 and 3's storage,
A ton of Achievements. The game tracks certain achievements and every ending you get in a run. Getting the right achievements unlocks a secret area of 6 locations and a unique boss battle.
Merged functions means the older functions of games 1 and 2, like sell(), are improved by using game 3's.
LOTS of New Content not in the original games.
Downsides:
Google Colab might shit itself, you might shit yourself due to every emotion ever happening simultaneously, and then I might shit myself because Google themselves visited my house for using Colab wrong.
I recommend only playing after at least beating game 3 so you don't accidentally lose everything after 40 minutes.
This game is only fun when you have background media playing to make the slog less apparent.
~3300 lines
https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1gNSKlWROt0kvq6chhlD-iTfoVoUCHQfU#scrollTo=9U50JWqhyL__
A Shitty Text Adventure Game is as it says in the name, a low quality text adventure game.
You lost your beloved pet fish early, you went into poverty and kept your fish's QoL as high as possible while yours crashed. You are gonna need to collect vast quantites of Cool Rocks and raft downstream before fighting a goddess.
~740 lines
Recent Release: https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1R7IZP5J8XpJHlZdndcehCyfus5xIpExC?usp=sharing
Public In Dev: https://colab.research.google.com/drive/19WnXLYKkWnNQCi8BlTQTJ9YAdQnpZ4Sg?usp=sharing
A Shitty Text Adventure Game 2: Electric Boogaloo has you escaping the Etherial Realm after the Etherial Ending from last game.
It is quite unserious, much less so than game one, you also have to save the Etherial Realm from Badus Guyus (who is really horny) by blowing enemies up with Etherium Goop.
~1,140 lines long
Release: https://colab.research.google.com/drive/14YKq27l_iNEHTlG0DXTS38qdCAOQckNa?usp=sharing
Dev: https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1rlcT-RVapRnoGY18d8bxDKuaxyeDvFaQ?usp=sharing
The Third A Shitty Text Adventure Game has you going home through a rebellion, with demigod powers, and selling the armored cat maid outfit effectively softlocks you by putting you in 50,000,000 debt. You will need to go fishing, fight a lemoning in a bush, and obtain scrap metal using hematite and embers, in order to defeat Douche Jerkwadson.
~1,300 lines long
Release: https://colab.research.google.com/drive/13Z-wyJfT57zaseX3VU0P7Uv22MbJWKX6
Dev: https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1SQIU7GIN5xNmKOUi1fXYhos0f45h5A78
